A Speedy Selection of 36 Memes

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  • 01

    Greedy And Proud

    At a barbecue asking for a hot dog *and* a burger.
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  • 02
    Been craving them tacos with the transmission fluid
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  • 03

    Style

    Them: Wearing a crow as an accessory will look ridiculous. Void Mistress Goths: Challenge Accepted.
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  • 04
    Mauro @moremoremauro Bro im not gonna try baking muffins ever again im going to bed Swan
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  • 05

    The Important Questions

    HER: "I wonder if he's planning our anniversary?" ME: "In THE MATRIX it's firmly established that you require an operator to jack into the matrix, so how could Cypher have met with Agent Smith without anybody else assisting him or knowing about it?"
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  • 06
    lauren @ActNormalOrElse just made the best piece of toast of my life
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  • 07

    It's Chilly

    When you're at a sleepover and they forget to give you a blanket:
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  • 08
    USA and Australia fit together almost perfectly. mck RAYERAS @lyrics2jesus so there was this thing........
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  • 09

    Not Period Accurate

    erin @2ToesUp If Harry Potter took place in the 90s, how come they don't dress like this AVA
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  • 10
    What's the matter babe? You've barely touched your broccologna rolls
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  • 11

    Explicit

    That name contains mature language Okay YO7 NAME burgerking
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  • 12
    The genie looking at me after my second wish is to cure all blind people but they each have to pay me a monthly subscription #FUR INI
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  • 13

    Deep Fried

    Nobody: Southern gas stations: Great things come in pairs
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  • 14
    Why this man look like he about to save people in the airplane full of jailbirds M. STRAHM P.3 J 25 P
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  • 15

    Essential Product

    What's up babe you've barely used your Mario Lopez bt wipes 100% PLANT BASED FREE OF PARABENS & DYES jahzuuuu MARIO LOPEZ WIPES MEN FOR Mint Scented With Mint. Eucalyptus Citriodora Oil PURSONIC 100 FLUSHABLE WIPES 7x7 IN (17.8 x 17.8 cm)
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  • 16
    when she's a 10 but she thinks god made him miss costamemebureau
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  • 17

    Aged

    Apparently if you recognize this pic you're either close to 40 or over 40. Is this true? Cuz I've never seen this. McDonalds
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  • 18
    sean @seanposting. theres gotta be a better way to convey this information WINGS 4 Chicken Wings 4.55 24 Chicken Wings 27.25 5 Chicken Wings 5.70 25 Chicken Wings 27.80 6 Chicken Wings 6.80 26 Chicken Wings 28.95 7 Chicken Wings 7.95 27 Chicken Wings 30.10 8 Chicken Wings 9.10 28 Chicken Wings 31.20 9 Chicken Wings 10.20 29 Chicken Wings 32.35 10 Chicken Wings 11.35 30 Chicken Wings 33.50 11 Chicken Wings 12.50 35 Chicken Wings 39.15 12 Chicken Wings 13.60 40 Chicken Wings 44.80 13 Chicken Wings
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  • 19

    Welcome To Maine

    consecuences Based upon the novel by STEPHEN KING thespeedycricket You see this when you enter Maine
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  • 20
    Mom: "just eat your food, it's not that hot" The food:
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  • 21

    A Band-Aid

    me trying to help people MENTES
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  • 22
    arlic
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  • 23

    Splendid

    Brittnay Johnston @britthorsenoise Me getting yet another notice that all of my personal information has been compromised in a data breach D N
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  • 24
    Me in public: My headphones: pure moods imgflip.com
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  • 25

    Bargain

    Beautifully preserved studio apartment on tree lined street. No parking, water, electricity or AC. $3500/month.
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  • 26
    Bill the Pony helps win the Battle of Bywater by kicking Bill Ferny, his former ab ive master. November 3, 3019 (colorized) Kinokame
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  • 27

    They're Getting Crazy With It

    This is definitely the most bizarre question I have ever seen on a job application You've been given an elephant. You can't give it away or sell it. What would you do with the elephant? * Your answer This is a required question Submit
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  • 28
    TCKO РНЮ ери , шунка, слини/ 00 SUMMER PLEASE DON'TGO лв. That my pizza МАЛКИТЕ Хана Монтана /дом. сос, кашкавал, шунка, луканка/ 300 800 гр. .лв. СЦЕНА ПА ПОДАРЪК !!!
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  • 29

    OK

    when someone replies to tell me why they don't like the thing I'm saying I like I don't care. 72201
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  • 30
    Imagine living here with the love of your life, having a few beers, and watching Unsolved Mysteries reruns on cable TV
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  • 31

    Age Mates

    Must be crazy to be the same age as your dad Jerry and Ben Stiller, both at 44 years of age.
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  • 32
    peripheral vascular disease • Биношк willl****** @willelnan I reassembled him JUUL your arter Smoking clo UK DUTY PAID Quitting wom improve you UKIERY PAID Silk Cut Pall Mall HOLL FAST Relle Smoking causes blindness Smoking causes blindness Rothmans Siver Smoking causes mouth and throat cancer Rothmans Siver 20 Ogre oking clogs Our arteries SIGNATURE will Quitting improve your health UK DUTY PAID Camel Be 20 Cigareties your arteries Smoking clogs Silk Cut UK DUTY PAID our arteries noking clogs N
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  • 33

    Wrap It Up

    Nap so good i had to save it for later
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  • 34
    Hi my fellow au tic people on twitter Rate this fork
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  • 35

    Ancient Shreddies

    TK Ω @Worthless_Bums getting the milk Ellery Frahm @elleryfrahm 27 lip • I still get hungry every time that I see this bowl of Old Assyrian archival tablets in the @yalepeabody's Yale Babylonian Collection. 7:55 31 sie 21 TweetDeck .
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  • 36
    Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain Rate my setup SUPER MARIO BROS. OO
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